1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:03,502 Shit! Shit. 2 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:05,004 [ RATTLING ] 3 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,041 [ RATTLING CONTINUES ] 4 00:00:12,013 --> 00:00:13,712 - Hey. - Hi. Hello. 5 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:16,648 I don't want to hear your girlfriend's orgasms again, okay? 6 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:18,050 I don't know what you're talking about. 7 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:19,218 "oh! Oh! 8 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:20,552 - Big finish, drew. - Shh! Nope. 9 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:21,887 - Shh! - [GASPING] big finish! 10 00:00:21,889 --> 00:00:24,223 - Okay. Shh! - Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! 11 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:25,557 What's in the bag? 12 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:26,859 Nothing's in the bag. Stop. No, april. 13 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:28,293 - April, april! No! - Oh, my god! 14 00:00:28,295 --> 00:00:30,896 - God! - Let me see it! Relax! 15 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:34,867 "noni cho. Award for excellence in interior design." 16 00:00:34,869 --> 00:00:37,202 - Did you win this? - Yeah, I won it. 17 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,637 - I'm noni cho. Gimme this. - Oh. 18 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:41,206 Look, let's get one thing straight. 19 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:44,977 Everything about my life is none of your business. 20 00:00:44,979 --> 00:00:46,712 Do you understand that? 21 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,981 - No. - Okay. Well, over your head. 22 00:00:48,983 --> 00:00:50,916 Anyway, I'm not trying to be mean to women, 23 00:00:50,918 --> 00:00:52,251 But, you're stupid. 24 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:54,553 Well, I-i want my taser back! 25 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,157 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 26 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:18,277 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] 27 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:28,287 ? 28 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:38,297 ? 29 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:41,633 ? 30 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:43,135 [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 31 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:45,304 Fuck. 32 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:51,477 ? 33 00:01:51,479 --> 00:01:53,479 KEITH: I said that because I wanted you to think 34 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:54,646 I was legit. 35 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:55,881 [DISTANTLY] ma'am. 36 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:56,982 Put that stupid thing down. 37 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:58,484 [ TASER BUZZES ] no! Aah! 38 00:01:58,486 --> 00:01:59,651 Ma'am, are you gonna order? 39 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:01,286 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 40 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:02,321 Ma'am! 41 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:03,889 Oh. 42 00:02:03,891 --> 00:02:05,057 Um... 43 00:02:05,059 --> 00:02:06,492 Uh, sorry, yes. 44 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:09,328 Um, I, um... 45 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:10,829 I'll have, um... 46 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:11,997 Let's go. 47 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:14,500 Don't make fun of her. She can't read! 48 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:16,568 Listen, I teach an adult literacy class 49 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:17,903 And I'd be more than happy 50 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:20,105 - To have you come in. - Yeah, no, I-i can read. 51 00:02:20,107 --> 00:02:21,940 I can read. 52 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:25,511 Um, can I just have a sesame bagel, 53 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:26,812 Um, with cream cheese, please? 54 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,180 Great. 55 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:29,982 Nothing to be ashamed of. 56 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:33,118 [ SIGHS ] 57 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,353 Move forward. 58 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:36,255 Okay. 59 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:43,962 [ PAGE CRINKLING ] 60 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:46,832 Marc, you're being way too loud! K? 61 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,867 [ HORN HONKS OUTDOORS ] 62 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,169 Marc! 63 00:02:50,171 --> 00:02:52,171 Oh, my god. 64 00:02:52,173 --> 00:02:54,206 You would love this article I'm reading. 65 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:55,641 [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ] it's about a girl who got trapped 66 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:57,376 On top of an elephant for six days. 67 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:58,777 Okay, your music is way too loud. 68 00:02:58,779 --> 00:02:59,878 - I can't get any work done. - Oh, sorry. 69 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,780 - I'll turn it down. - No. 70 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:02,714 Whoa! 71 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:03,949 - What? - Whoa! 72 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:06,318 - What? - Whoa, baby. Oh, my god. No! 73 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,353 First your hair comes out and now... That? 74 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,055 What is going on? 75 00:03:10,057 --> 00:03:13,125 It's called having a book deal by the age of 28! 76 00:03:13,127 --> 00:03:14,660 [ HORN HONKING OUTDOORS ] 77 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:17,396 Does this have anything to do with keith? 78 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:22,401 [ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ] 79 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:24,303 Wha-a-a-t? 80 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:25,237 What? 81 00:03:25,239 --> 00:03:27,139 Elliot, I know. 82 00:03:27,141 --> 00:03:28,407 ? 83 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:30,676 What do you know? 84 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:32,744 I know you're hooking up with someone named keith. 85 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:34,646 [ MIRTHLESS CHUCKLE ] you said his name 86 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:37,549 In your sleep every night this week. 87 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,518 Oh, my god. Okay. 88 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,253 Just tell me who he is. 89 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:45,691 He was a man... 90 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:48,060 - Yeah. - ...From my past. 91 00:03:48,062 --> 00:03:50,529 When you're writing, a lot of repressed stuff 92 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:51,997 Comes up to the surface, so... 93 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:54,900 Like what? 94 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,435 I was sent to a conversion therapist 95 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:58,604 To turn me straight when I was five. 96 00:03:58,606 --> 00:04:01,206 His name was "dr. Keith." 97 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:03,775 Oh, my god. But your parents were so liberal. 98 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:07,279 I know. It's so messed up. 99 00:04:07,281 --> 00:04:08,914 I hate them for it 100 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,616 And I don't even know if I can forgive them. 101 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:12,584 Well, I-i think you should try. 102 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,686 [ CHUCKLES ] 103 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,255 Gonna go get you some benadryl. 104 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:21,326 Thank you, angel. 105 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:28,233 Ew! 106 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:30,702 [ SIGHS ] 107 00:04:33,107 --> 00:04:34,473 [ THUDDING ] 108 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:35,741 [ CLATTERING ] 109 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:36,975 I'm so glad you like oysters. 110 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:38,910 - Mm-hmm. - I actually hate them. 111 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:40,712 [LAUGHS] but they're all I can eat right now 112 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:42,614 Because of my braces, so. 113 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,216 Oh, no, I like this place. 114 00:04:44,218 --> 00:04:45,317 I'm glad you chose it. 115 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:46,885 And this article is a really good excuse 116 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,320 For us to hang out. 117 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:50,088 Oh, shoot. I'm so sorry. 118 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:51,323 I should've said something. 119 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:52,991 I'm actually seeing someone. 120 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:54,826 - Oh, nah. It's... i-i wasn't... - Do you know drew gardner? 121 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:56,962 Yeah, dory's boyfriend. 122 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:59,331 Not anymore. 123 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,333 Wow. That's shocking. 124 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:02,467 I have to say, 125 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,102 - Mm-hmm. - When you go missing, 126 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:06,605 You suddenly discover how many people 127 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:08,307 From your past really care about you. 128 00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:10,842 Yeah, so, we'll get into all that later, but, 129 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:12,344 For right now, mmhmm. 130 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:14,579 - Tell me... - Mm-hmm. 131 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:15,914 Your story. 132 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:18,684 Start from the beginning and don't hold back. 133 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:22,821 I'm chantal witherbottom 134 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,723 And I went missing. 135 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:34,499 [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ] 136 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:39,037 ? 137 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:41,039 Ooh! Oh, my god. I'm so sorry. 138 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:44,309 - Are you? - Yeah, are you? 139 00:05:44,311 --> 00:05:45,210 Oh. 140 00:05:45,212 --> 00:05:47,012 [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] oh, oh. 141 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,814 Sorry. Wh-what's going on here? 142 00:05:48,816 --> 00:05:51,683 That's what I wanna know, dory. 143 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,452 Where the hell is keith? 144 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:55,754 ? 145 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:01,159 Look. 146 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:03,328 I'm sorry that you don't know 147 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:04,563 Where your ex-husband is, 148 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:06,865 But, I swear I don't know where he is. 149 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:09,034 She's trying to play dumb and she's not even good at it. 150 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,470 I don't... i'm sorry. Who... who are you? 151 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:12,704 Just tell us where he is. 152 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,172 I haven't heard from him in over a week. 153 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:17,175 I mean, we broke up, so we haven't been in contact. 154 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:18,810 Why'd you break up? 155 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:22,681 I ended it because... 156 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:23,849 I just... i got the feeling that he was 157 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:25,684 Getting involved in, like, 158 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:26,752 You know, some weird shit. 159 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:29,187 What kind of weird shit? 160 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:30,689 Like, pi stuff. 161 00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:32,491 What pi stuff? Jesus! 162 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:36,194 I don't know, but there was definitely, like, 163 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:38,263 Some people he was afraid of. 164 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:39,398 Be specific! 165 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,601 Um, there was 166 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,002 One guy... 167 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:48,039 One name that he kept repeating. 168 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:49,207 Fat franky. 169 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:50,675 Fat franky? 170 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:52,210 Crystal. 171 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:54,413 Your dad know anybody who knows someone 172 00:06:54,415 --> 00:06:55,680 Who goes by fat franky? 173 00:06:55,682 --> 00:06:57,249 I can ask, but, 174 00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:59,885 They don't like it when I ask about that stuff. 175 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:02,854 So, okay, you seriously don't know where he is? 176 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:03,922 You're not lying to me? 177 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,190 - No. - Look me in the eyes 178 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:08,393 And tell me you don't know where keith is. 179 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:09,761 [ MUSIC PLAYING ] 180 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,430 I don't know where keith is. 181 00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:14,533 ? 182 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:16,401 Oh, shit. She's not lying. 183 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:18,069 I can always tell when somebody's lying. 184 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:20,238 - You know that. - You can. You can. 185 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:23,275 Je-sus. Now you got me worried. 186 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:24,576 ? 187 00:07:24,578 --> 00:07:25,844 [ SLAM ] 188 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:29,748 - Hi! [LAUGHS] - portia! 189 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:31,216 - Hey. - So great to see you. 190 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:33,418 You too. Thank you so much for having me. 191 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:35,787 You know barry, producer of everything good? 192 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,156 Love "surviving essex." it's such... 193 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:40,091 Garbage. I can't stop watching it. 194 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:41,259 [ CHUCKLES ] 195 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:42,494 Thank you. 196 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:44,129 So, you know about these brutal 197 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,264 - Charles manson murders? - Yes, yes. 198 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:48,633 You guys, they're my all-time favorite murders. 199 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:50,268 [ LAUGHTER ] 200 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:51,436 She's funny. 201 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:54,973 Ah! All right, well, uh, please take a seat. 202 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,409 I like to start off with casual conversation. 203 00:07:57,411 --> 00:08:00,011 Um, do you have your phone on you, by any chance? 204 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:01,780 - My phone? - Yeah. 205 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:03,915 Yes, I do. It's on silent. 206 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,383 Okay, let me see it. 207 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:07,786 Oh, nice bag. 208 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:09,754 - Oh, thank you. Oh. - Beautiful. Yeah. 209 00:08:09,756 --> 00:08:13,191 Okay. Cool. 210 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:14,459 All right. 211 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:16,261 - See what we got. - [CHUCKLE] 212 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:22,534 Who's ruby plume? 213 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:25,937 Um, I haven't thought about her in such a long time. 214 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:27,806 She... i was in this web series 215 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:31,376 She made like five... Four or five years ago. 216 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:32,511 - Okay. - [CLEARS THROAT] 217 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:34,646 [PHONE THUDDING] um, what do you think about her? 218 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,481 - Of ruby? - Yeah. 219 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:38,984 She's totally sweet. 220 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:40,986 She's sweet. Okay. 221 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:42,921 What do you really think about her? 222 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:49,561 Well, she's kind of a tragic figure. 223 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:51,663 How? 224 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:53,198 I'm always really nice to her, 225 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,900 But there's, like, a unaddressed kind of 226 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:56,902 Weirdness between us, to be honest... 227 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:58,169 If I'm being honest. 228 00:08:58,171 --> 00:08:59,337 - Weirdness? - Mm-hmm. 229 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:00,906 - Why? - You know, she asked me 230 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:04,175 To be in her web series and it was terrible 231 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:06,811 And offensive to handicapped people. 232 00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:08,480 And I had, like, three terrible monologues in it 233 00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:12,150 And she completely cut me out of the whole show. 234 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:14,753 And I know it was only because she didn't want 235 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:17,522 Anyone to outshine her in her own work, but... 236 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:18,723 Still. 237 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,492 Yeah. That's not fair. 238 00:09:20,494 --> 00:09:22,093 And she's a lot older than you think. 239 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:24,329 She looks good for her age, but there's photos of her 240 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:27,098 Partying with beck from like 2002. 241 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,867 And my friend richard hooked up with her, 242 00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:31,036 Said she has huge areolas, so, like, 243 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:32,170 I feel really bad for her. 244 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,606 - Okay. - But, that being said, 245 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:36,207 She has a great heart. 246 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:38,443 Okay. 247 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:39,377 Um, here you go. 248 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,012 This is, like, unique. Thank you. 249 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:44,416 Um, why don't you call her and tell her that? 250 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:46,117 [ LAUGHS ] 251 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:47,052 No! 252 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,853 [CHUCKLING] why not? 253 00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:50,622 That would be very cruel. 254 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:53,224 She, uh, 255 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,460 Cut you out of her show, right? 256 00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:57,963 She begrudges your worth. [ CLEARS THROAT ] 257 00:09:57,965 --> 00:10:00,966 I mean, you could just read, word for word, 258 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,434 What you said. I wrote it down. 259 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:03,868 Why would I do... 260 00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:05,604 I'm confused of why I would do that. 261 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:12,110 Are you afraid of the truth, portia? 262 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,012 Great actors tell the truth. 263 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,383 That's the truth. 264 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:22,387 Okay. 265 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:23,555 Okay. 266 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:30,061 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] 267 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,796 [ RINGING ] 268 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,331 It's ringing. 269 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,133 [ CLICK ] portia! 270 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,235 - Hi, ruby! - What's up, girl?! 271 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:38,803 I haven't heard from you in forever! 272 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,405 I know, I know, I know, I know. 273 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:41,840 [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY, CLEARS THROAT ] 274 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:45,577 Listen, I just wanted to tell you... 275 00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:47,512 The truth. 276 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:50,682 Okay... 277 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,917 You're really sweet, 278 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,853 But also a tragic figure whose web series 279 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,121 Was embarrassing, 280 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:58,957 And offensive to handicapped people. 281 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,325 ? 282 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:03,962 I know you're threatened by my talent 283 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,697 And that you're secretly old, 284 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,298 Because of that beck picture. 285 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:10,635 And I know that your areolas are huge. 286 00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:13,204 ? 287 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,940 I think you've got a really great heart, though. 288 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:17,475 ? 289 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,611 [QUIETLY] who told you about my areolas? 290 00:11:19,613 --> 00:11:21,846 ? 291 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,882 You can't do better than that. 292 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:26,651 ? 293 00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:28,553 [ PASSING HORN BLARES ] 294 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,557 [KNOCKING] hi, nia! 295 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,526 Oh, my god. You look stunning. [GASP] 296 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:37,028 I love everything that's going on in your top. 297 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,030 Wow! Elliott! [BOTH LAUGH] 298 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,865 Uh, you should've called. I'm, like, doing emails 299 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,834 And stuff. Did patty let you in or...? 300 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,470 Listen, I know you're busy, but I have huge news. 301 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,238 What? 302 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,207 Okay, two things. One, I finished 303 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,509 A draft of the book. 304 00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:53,978 The entire book? 305 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,180 Oh, my god. Because, last time we spoke, 306 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:56,514 You, like, didn't even have a page. 307 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,249 I know. I can hardly believe it myself. 308 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,251 I mean, it just flows out of me. It's remarkable. 309 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,520 - It's insane. - Wow! God. Congratulations. 310 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:03,688 [LAUGHING] thank you. 311 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,190 Well, I don't wanna celebrate quite yet. 312 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:06,691 I mean, I know it's just one draft and, you know, 313 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,927 I know there are tons of revisions ahead of me 314 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,428 - Mm-hmm. - And I also was mugged. 315 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,065 Wait. Oh, my god. You were mugged? 316 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,267 I'm 99% sure it was a hate crime. 317 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,036 Oh, my... i... ohh. I'm so sorry. 318 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,671 It was awful. They took everything. 319 00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:23,274 I had to cancel my cards and they took the laptop. 320 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:26,377 So the whole book is gone. 321 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,079 They took... they took the whole book? 322 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,014 - Every word. - Wow. 323 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,018 [ HORN HONKS ] 324 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:36,921 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 325 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,189 Hey, max. 326 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,692 Hey. You ever seen one of these before? 327 00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:42,460 Yeah. Of course. 328 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,229 Uh, I just wanna talk to you real quick. 329 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:47,365 I, um, I want to let you know that I'm also applying 330 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,634 For the shanghai position and I was hoping 331 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:52,137 That you would be willing to write me a recommendation, 332 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,605 You know, as my, um, supervisor. 333 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:57,208 Yeah. You're not gonna get that. 334 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,543 Okay, why not? 335 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,745 Because alan yang's gonna get it. 336 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:01,946 He's a shoo-in. 337 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,448 He speaks chinese. 338 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,417 Okay, [SIGH] I'm fully aware that alan speaks chinese, 339 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,753 But I would really appreciate if I was in the mix for this. 340 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:12,423 I can't express to you how much I would love to go to shanghai. 341 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:14,125 Then maybe you should play the lottery 'cause you've got 342 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,426 A better chance of winning that 343 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,095 Than you do of getting the shanghai position. 344 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,596 I'm just being honest with you. 345 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,265 Okay, max, i... 346 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:21,566 I really insist 347 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,468 That I should be considered on this. 348 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,769 Oh. 349 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,337 Oh, you insist? 350 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,406 I respectfully demand that you oh. 351 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,341 Please write me a letter of recommendation. 352 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,811 Oh, okay. Well, um, 353 00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:35,947 How's this, then? Um... 354 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:38,416 "it is with great enthusiasm 355 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:41,286 That I recommend drew gardener 356 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,788 For the shanghai position 357 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,089 That he will never get 358 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:47,826 As long as alan yang is alive and well 359 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:52,630 'cause alan yang speaks chinese fluently, drew. 360 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:53,698 Mm-hmm. 361 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:56,835 So, you're hiding out in a motel room 362 00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,837 - In new hampshire? - Mm-hmm. 363 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,171 And your abuser would come up 364 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,640 With creative ways to hurt you every day. 365 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,309 Can you give me an example of what that means? 366 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:07,045 Okay, so, this one time, we were supposed to meet up. 367 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,447 We had plans to take me shopping. 368 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:13,985 - Mm-hmm. - And he was four hours late 369 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,854 Because his kid, like, 370 00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,355 Broke his leg or something. 371 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:21,993 And so I was waiting in the pouring, freezing rain 372 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:24,295 For four hours. 373 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,331 I got such a bad cold! 374 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,665 Can you believe that? 375 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,735 Have you ever even heard of anything like this? 376 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,003 No, I haven't. 377 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,805 But this is interesting. 378 00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:37,008 [ MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY ] [DRUMMING] okay. 379 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,509 [SLAP] I have an idea. 380 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,578 I think you should call him. 381 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,347 See, 'cause I know he really liked you. 382 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,681 - Mm. - So, if he sees 383 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:47,252 You're calling, I think he'll answer. 384 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,087 Okay. Yeah. 385 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,356 I'll do that, yeah. 386 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:53,558 I mean now! Jesus. Come on. 387 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,860 Okay. Um... Yeah. 388 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:58,830 ? 389 00:14:58,832 --> 00:15:00,865 Okay. 390 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,901 - [DRUMMING] - okay. 391 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:05,003 [ SEAT SQUEAKING ] 392 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,704 Hey, you've reached private investigator keith powell. 393 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,239 - It's a voicemail. - Leave a message. 394 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,374 - Okay. - Sorry I missed your call. 395 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:12,210 [ BEEP ] um, hey, k-keith. 396 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,444 It's... it's dory. 397 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:17,248 Um, just calling to check in. 398 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,549 Give me a call back when you get this. 399 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,551 [QUIETLY] tell him you wanna see him. 400 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:25,023 I'd like to see you, you know, if you're around. 401 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,524 Tell him you made a mistake. 402 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:29,727 And I made a mistake in... In breaking up. 403 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:32,397 Tell him you miss him and you wanna have sex. 404 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:37,468 And I miss you, I do, and I miss being with you 405 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,904 And, um, 406 00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,205 We should have sex 407 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,607 - Oh, that's good. - When we see each other. 408 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,076 So, yeah, give me a call back 409 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:47,879 When you get this and, um, bye. 410 00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:49,113 - Good. Okay. - Okay. 411 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,249 - Yeah. - So now we wait. 412 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:53,251 You let me know if he calls you. 413 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:56,087 Of course. Totally. Um, I'm sorry, 414 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,422 But I really feel like I should go. 415 00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:58,790 - Okay. - Yeah. Okay. 416 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,258 I'm sorry we came off 417 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,592 A little strong and I thank you 418 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,061 - For being honest, okay? - Yeah, of course. 419 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,163 And, you know, let me know if you need anything. 420 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:08,066 - And I hope he's okay. - Yeah, me too. 421 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,768 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. 422 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,236 You know, 423 00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:13,972 If I don't hear from him by tomorrow, 424 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,773 I'm gonna call the police. 425 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,141 - Mm. - Mm-hmm. 426 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,242 Mm-hmm. 427 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:21,412 Yeah. Okay. 428 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:26,284 [ HEARTBEAT ] 429 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:32,090 [ HEARTBEAT QUICKENS ] 430 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,959 [ BREATHING SHAKILY ] 431 00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:39,330 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] 432 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,101 ? just dance, dance, dance ? 433 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:48,139 ? to the rhythm of my heartbeat ? 434 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:51,876 ? you don't have to think, you just have to be ? 435 00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:56,381 ? let the rhythm set us free ? 436 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,649 ? dance, dance, dance ? 437 00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,518 I'm... i'm sorry. Um, molly? 438 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,652 Yeah. 439 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:02,820 Alan's wife, molly, right? 440 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,555 - Yeah. - Hi. So great to meet you. 441 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:05,823 - Hi. - I'm drew gardner. 442 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,625 - I work with alan. Yeah. - Oh, drew! 443 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:10,395 Hey, he says such nice things about you. 444 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:11,662 Do you know max? Do you know max? 445 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,398 - This is our boss, max. - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 446 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,999 So, you know molly. 447 00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:16,567 - Yeah. Yeah, we met. - Of course I know molly. 448 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,403 - We just talked. - Oh, you just talked? 449 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:19,737 Oh, that's so cool. Oh, but, max, max, max. 450 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,739 - What? - Have you seen how cute 451 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,341 - Max's kids are? - You don't wanna see 452 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,709 - Kid photos, do you? - I do. 453 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,144 - You wanna see kid photos? - I love kids. Show me. 454 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,346 - I think we all do. - We were just in quogue 455 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:29,814 This past weekend. 456 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,816 - She's gonna be a heartbreaker. - So adorable. 457 00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:34,519 - Yeah, how old is that thing? - Can't lie. Three. 458 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,721 - Three? Wow. Oh, wow. - Oh, my. Oh. 459 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,189 Think she looks like me? People say 460 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:39,857 - She looks like me. - She looks exactly like you. 461 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:40,992 She's your twin. 462 00:17:40,994 --> 00:17:43,061 ? 463 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,595 Alan. Hey, man. 464 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,597 Hey, gardener! What's up?! 465 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,232 Oh, nothing. You know, just chilling. 466 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,501 - Cool. Cool. - I'm real cool. So. 467 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,171 Hey, guess what. Um, I'm actually gonna be 468 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,672 Applying for the shanghai job, too. 469 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,774 - You are? - Yeah, yeah. 470 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,843 Yeah, I just wanna bring it up and get it out in the open 471 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,212 So that there's no unnecessary tension between us 472 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,713 In the office or anything. 473 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,215 - Good luck. - Thanks, man. 474 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,951 No, good luck for you, too. Um. 475 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:10,388 Hey, is that your wife over there? 476 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,190 - Yeah. - Oh, wow. 477 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,892 - Yeah, she is hot. - Huh. 478 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,227 [ LAUGHTER ] 479 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,562 - Sure. - Of course, yeah. 480 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,063 No, I'm not trying to be weird or anything. 481 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:22,934 It's just that max had said... You know, multiple times, 482 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:26,237 He had mentioned that she was, like, really hot, so. 483 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,206 - Did he? - Yeah. 484 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,907 - Yeah, but I-i agree. - Huh. 485 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,076 But, yeah. I mean, he's a dog. 486 00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:33,311 [ LAUGHTER ] yeah. 487 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,446 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Right. 488 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,915 Right. Totally. 489 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,217 ? 490 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:43,988 I mean, I heard he's just got a huge dick. 491 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,323 So... [DRUMS] 492 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,326 ? dance, dance, dance ? 493 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,394 Bye. 494 00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:51,896 [ SCOFF ] 495 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:55,133 ? 496 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:58,102 [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ] 497 00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:00,304 [ DOOR SQUEAKING ] 498 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:09,614 ? 499 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,516 [ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ] 500 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,784 [ LOCK CLICKING ] 501 00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:14,952 [ DOOR SQUEAKS ] 502 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:18,956 ? 503 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,758 [ POUNDING ON DOOR ] 504 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,427 Keith! 505 00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:26,364 Rent is still two weeks late! 506 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,699 [ POUNDING ON DOOR ] 507 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:31,936 I know you're in there. 508 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,070 [ SCOFF ] 509 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,606 Oh. 510 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:43,114 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 511 00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:44,148 [ GASP ] 512 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,983 [ STAIRS CREAKING ] 513 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:49,020 [ LOCK CLICKING, KEYS JINGLING ] 514 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,154 [ TENDER'S "VOW" PLAYS ] 515 00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:53,157 [ VOCALIZING ] 516 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:58,529 ? 517 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,032 ? Sleep beneath the stars ? 518 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:04,835 ? honey, I have all I need ? 519 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:07,171 ? right in front of me ? 520 00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,874 ? waiting in the car ? 521 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:13,678 ? burning all my money on the dashboard ? 522 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,413 ? for the record ? 523 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,882 ? don't need it ? 524 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:22,320 ? where I'm going and I can't admit ? 525 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,521 ? no way of knowing ? 526 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:26,524 ? is it cold outside? ? 527 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:27,825 ? No way of knowing ? 528 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,861 ? will you be my guide? ? 529 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:35,533 ? I'm gonna need you tonight ? 530 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:39,770 Tell me everything is all right 531 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:44,542 You wouldn't do it, but I just might 532 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,044 So, show me how 533 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,713 You made the vow 534 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:52,717 I'm gonna need you tonight 535 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:57,388 Walking miles in the moonlight 536 00:20:57,390 --> 00:21:01,592 Got myself into the wrong fight 537 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,061 So show me where 538 00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:07,932 To make amends 539 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,568 [ VOCALIZING ] 540 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:11,402 ? 541 00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:12,703 [ SLAMS BUTTON ] 542 00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:13,771 [ CHIME ] 543 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:14,972 [ SLAM ] 544 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,586 [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ] aah! [GASP] 545 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:31,322 ? 546 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:32,757 Hey. 547 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,759 Dory, would you ever consider 548 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:37,061 Joining me, like full-time? 549 00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:40,097 Gets lonely, working solo. 550 00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:44,502 I think you have a knack for this pi stuff. 551 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,437 We'll make a really great team. 552 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:49,407 ? 553 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:50,675 How's that sound? 554 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:52,343 Will you consider it? 555 00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:55,279 [ BREATHING SHAKILY ] 556 00:21:55,281 --> 00:21:57,915 [ CRIES OUT ] 557 00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:00,418 I really wish you would. 558 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:04,121 [ GROANING ] 559 00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:05,456 Oh, baby. 560 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:08,993 [ GROANING ] 561 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,461 Oh, baby. 562 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:15,533 [ GROANING ] 563 00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:18,336 Ahh! 564 00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:20,171 Oh, my god. 565 00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:21,972 You see that, baby? 566 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,207 ? 567 00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:27,211 What is that? 568 00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:31,349 ? Don't you know ? 569 00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:33,651 ? pretending ? 570 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:36,654 ? hurts? ? 571 00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,356 ? (YOU, YOU) ? 572 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:41,392 ? 573 00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:43,194 ? (YOU, YOU) ? 574 00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:46,197 ? 575 00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:50,234 ? Might as well ? 576 00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:52,670 ? just let you ? 577 00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:54,138 ? burn ? [COUGHS] 578 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,172 [ THUD ] 579 00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:56,707 ? 580 00:22:56,713 --> 00:22:58,713 Corrected and Synced by Bakugan 581 00:22:58,763 --> 00:23:03,313 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0